Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do fish do at parades?
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