Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
Where does laundry go to college?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's a forklift?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's the friendliest national park?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
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