Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do jokesters study in college?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What day do hands always go to church?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Which relative loves rice?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?