Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Who invented fractions?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
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