What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
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