What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
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What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
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