What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do fish use for glasses?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How is life like toilet paper?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
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