What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do chips wear socks?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
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