What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why are all priests fit?
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