What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
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What cocktail will give you a black eye?
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How does NASA organize a company party?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
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Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
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