What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What sweet treat never panics?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
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