What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What vegetables make the best music?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do you wash a lamb?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
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