What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

How long will dinner be?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Which family member has tusks?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you call a dog in space?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?