What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
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What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How do automobiles fly?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
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