Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Which animals make the best football players?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

When do flowers get their workout in?