Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the robot want for Christmas?