Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Which tree can't stop crying?