What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the barber win the race?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What do you call a short cow?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?