What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What did March say to the madness?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?