What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why is the beach so confident?

How do football players deal with their problems?