What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What game do mice love to play?

Where do kittens go to school?