What animal has the most fun?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?