What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Samson.
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why are all priests fit?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's the noisiest food?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
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