Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

How do you get straight A's?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?