What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which computer won the talent show?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

I'm not a bad putter.