Why are boxers good comedians?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

How does a penguin build its house?

What bee is good for your health?

Why do elephants have trunks?