Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?