What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do nosey peppers do?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?