What do you call an artistic dog?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

How do fireflies start a race?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

How do birds threaten one another?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?