How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Which fly makes films?