Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What's the opposite of irony?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?