How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?