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What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why do mice need oiling?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do you call an old snowman?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?