What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do you call a dog in space?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?