What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?