What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Bears love exotic cars.

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?