What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call a sad latte?