What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

How do you organize a space party?