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Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What insect runs away from everything?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Which former US President was always cold?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?