What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
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