What's E.T. short for?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do Scottish toads play?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What do you give a sick lemon?