What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What type of birds stay together forever?