What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Where do stars go to college?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What animal has the most fun?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?