Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do math teachers eat?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

How are teens like cats?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?