What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why are all priests fit?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?