Why can you never find the number nine?

What words make the best athletes?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

How do horses navigate at night?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Where do belly buttons go to college?