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Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?