What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?