Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What is a table you can eat?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why do hogs play so much football?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?