What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?