Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Did you know about April 1st?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?