Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

How did the vampire start his letter?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?