Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why is money so stubborn?

What bird is losing its hair?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?