Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?