What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Which cats have the best manners?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why are winter days great?

It's allergy season again?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?