What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
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