What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?