What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
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