What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?