What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
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