What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
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