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What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do cats wear to work?

What car always breaks the rules?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?