Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?