Where do ships always get stuck?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you call a tired tree?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?