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Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

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