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What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

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What kind of bee do teachers love?

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