Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?