Why do cats always get what they want?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?