Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Hairy Potter.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you give a sick pig?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
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