Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
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What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How did the toad die?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
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