What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do Scottish toads play?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What bird is always sad?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why do kids love theater classes?