Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What's the loudest sport?