What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why is winter considered holy?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?