What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How do you make a cow float?
What sweet treat never panics?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
We had a discussion about roses.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
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