What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
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Why do some people love eating snails?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
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