What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What are baby potatoes called?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?