What does one piece of bread say to the other?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Which state is the cleanest?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

How do amoebas make calls?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?