What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did one plate say to the other?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's black and white and red all over?
What's the holiest insect?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
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