What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
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