What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
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