What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

How do billboards talk?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

How do you measure a millennial?