Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What are you studying in math?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?