What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
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How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
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