How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What's a watch's eldest relative?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What tea do footballers drink?