What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?