Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?