What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
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What do trees keep as a pet?
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
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