How do frogs get to work?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

I broke my finger!

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What did March say to the madness?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?