Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Which plant has the best roar?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do insects learn at school?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why are winter days great?