Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call an old snowman?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

How does dinner smell?