What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?