What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What is the smallest lion?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do you call two birds stuck together?