Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws.
Where does breakfast live?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which family member has tusks?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
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