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What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

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Why did spring break up with winter?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?