What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?