What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What nationality are most fish?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?