What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How do bears keep cool?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
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