What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What sweet treat never panics?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which state has the best streets?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
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