What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
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Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How do you compliment a cat?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
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