What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
Which hot drink loves golf?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why was the math book sad?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
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