What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
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