What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
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