What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?