Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Which is the worst season?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?