How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
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