What animal always goes to heaven?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why do cubes make great referees?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What's the richest basketball team?