How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Do you have the best ceiling?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!