Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do bees chew?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do Scottish toads play?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
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