Why do kids love theater classes?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Which cats love to be petted?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?