Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What are you studying in math?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
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