What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why do trees hate going to school?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?