Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What do elves learn in school?
What do math teachers eat?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
When should you start writing a book?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
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