Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How do you organize a space party?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
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