How can you make 7 even?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

How do you arrest a pig?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?