Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do math teachers eat?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
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