Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What food is a man's best friend?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
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