Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do insects learn at school?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
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