What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why is winter considered holy?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?