What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What is the coolest country?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?