Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
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