Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
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