Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?