What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Ebe-sneezer.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which president loved to take baths?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's the slowest 5k?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
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