Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What animal always goes to heaven?