What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?