What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What is the color of the wind?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why was the bee sad?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?