What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?