Why was the snake coughing so much?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?