Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?