Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why was the dog so popular?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why can you never find the number nine?

How long will dinner be?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

It's Crowded!