What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What goes zzub, zzub?