What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's a forklift?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What is Yoda'sĀ® favorite movie?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
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