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Hogs and kisses.
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What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
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What is the opposite of coffee?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
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