What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Where do termites go camping?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?