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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What's a henway?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Where do snowmen go to dance?