What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
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