What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
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