Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do little fish love to play with?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why is summer always sad?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What day is your mom always right?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?