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Why are cause and effect so close?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Which hot drink loves golf?

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What kind of dog loves to eat?

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