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What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do you call two birds in love?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

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What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?