What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
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