What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
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