What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Which dogs love to study science?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
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