Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

How do you get kids to do something?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What is another name for a cow?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

I broke my finger!

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?