What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What day is your mom always right?
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