Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's the richest basketball team?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
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