Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Surprise!!!!
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
When do mice play every day?
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