Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What did summer say to spring?