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Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do cows like to dance to?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What do math teachers eat?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?