Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What did one plate say to the other?