What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What's the most determined bird?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

How do snowmen get information?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?