Why did the peach come home from work early?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do naked fish play with?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?