What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
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