Why do hogs play so much football?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Which family member has tusks?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do birds say to encourage each other?