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Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?