Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Where does breakfast live?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?