Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How do you organize a space party?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
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