Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
We had a discussion about roses.
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What farm animal is best at karate?
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