Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
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