What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Which elf is the best singer?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
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