What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why was the musician arrested?

Where do hamsters come from?

What's the scariest letter?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?