Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why did the frog have a long face?