Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?