What money do cats use to go shopping?
Kitty cash!
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
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