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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do cows like to dance to?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What did the sick chicken say?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?