When does a horse talk?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What birds make average students?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?